January 2011
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HIMyou
Me: Ted, Barney or Marshall?
Him: Ted before I met you. Marshall, now. And well, Barney waaaay before I met you. lol
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Mom: Sino boyfriend ni Anna* ngayon?
Me: Girlfriend.
Mom: Hindi. Sino boyfriend? Bingi ka talaga.
Me: Girlfriend, Mom. Girlfriend.
Mom: What?!
*Hindi tunay na pangalan.
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Overheard: College Neighbors
Girl: Alam mo ba kung pano magtanggal ang babae ng bra na may t-shirt?
Boy: Hindi. Pano?
Girl: Hindi mo nakita sa nanay mo noon?
Boy: Hindi. Show me.
Tapos wala nang nagsalita at lumakas ang tugtog ng radyo. Kids.
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(-_-) YM
Me: Yakkity yak mushy mushy love talk hearts hearts
Friend : Hehe
Me: And then I read about this mushy love article love love stuff
Friend: Oh cool.
Me: Ya, so, am I like that?
Friend: No, not really.
Me: Good! Heee! I love you. Come here and kiss me
Friend: WAIT WHAT?
Me: OMIGOD WRONG WINDOW! YOU ARE NOT MY MAN!
kinilig ako
Him: How's ___?
Me: People are shitty blah blah blah. Everything is so fuckin annoying blah blah blah. But I don't give a shit about them.
Him: That's my girl!
So it's negative sumthin degrees in his place
He poured water into his cup and it turned into ice while pouring. AMAZECAKES!
Kape + Yosi
Ang solusyon sa malamig na gabi.
"Wag mag-sleeveless kung maitim ang kili-kili....
- Umasal Lamang Nang Ayon Sa Ganda
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You can be the peanut butter to my jelly.
Trying out Rockmelt
You want?
I'm chatting with my 6-year-old cousin about the...
And we are damn serious. Do not judge me.
